Elmo Tickles Little Boys? Not so fast

Last week in my blog, I told the world about the feud between Elmo and myself.  What started out as a nasty series of emails about who had the better facial hair, degenerated into name calling and accusations of sexual impropriety.  Mostly accusations flung around by myself, at Elmo.

I toyed with the idea of issuing an apology or a retraction.  After all, according to this CNN report, the man who accused Elmo of conducting an inappropriate relationship with him, recanted.

See the video here:

But then I received this email from my red furred friend:

from: TickleMeFirst@sesamestreet.com

to: Nicholas Denmon <nicholasdenmon08@gmail.com>

date: Wed, Nov 7, 2012 at 2:25 PM

subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Bitch Ass

Check the news now you twat squatter.  CNN has vindicated me.  Suck it. Now maybe you will realize that puppets are people too.  Puppets deserve the same courtesy of being assumed innocent until proven guilty.

Spoiler alert:  There will be no apology forthcoming.

NOW...

First of all, fuck you Elmo.  Puppets are in fact NOT people.  And twat squatter?  What a way to condescend. So I guess you win Elmo, because the 16 year old boy was cool with it.  Glad to see you're happy with that! Enjoy your notoriety and let me know how much different that is versus the fame you enjoyed when you first came out with the Tickle-Me Elmo which, by the way, sounds even more creepy now. Next time I see you do THIS:

 

I'm gonna call 9-1-1 and I bet it won't be hard to track down the man in the red-fur-suit trying to talk to little boys at the park!